“3 years it is, since this went down.
3 years since shit got real…
The online version sold over half a bil. dollars..
Sold over 70 million copies worldwide..
6 million in the UK alone.. Damn! That shit’s huge..
Why am i talking like am stoned…
I might be stoned, or not..or brain dead…
Hmph! been smokin’ pot for long.
But, that’s the hard truth, man..
Now uh!, go buy it and play it.
Dem Hipsters, Computer gamers with their computer rigs. All they do is cry. They will never get the game..
Gimme some space, I need to meditate… or masturbate… or both.”